Celebrity Gaydar by Resident Fag Hag
If one in twenty people is gay, and (based on my very rigorously researched generalization) gays (particularly gay men) are better, or at least think they are better, at entertainment, then, um... you know.
This will be updated soon. Parentheticals indicate most likely future life-partner. Please send your suggestions, especially for the "to be determined" true loves.
Also, this list turned out to be all black for some reason.
HERE are the white pages.
01. P. Diddy (Fonsworth Bentley, the dandy umbrella opener)
02. Will Smith (DJ Jazzy Jeff!) & Jada Pinkett-Smith (TBD)
03. Oprah. Oh yeah, and Stedman, too.
04. Whoever that poof who married Star Jones is.
05. Pretty much any man married to a plus-sized female celeb or much-taller-than-him female celeb.
06. Jay-Z (Memphis Bleek)
07. Missy Elliott (Her dream was Aaliyah, of course, which explains why she missed and continues to miss her so much, but possibilities include Tweet and Eva from Top Model)
08. Timbaland (Magoo)
09. Queen Latifah (SO GAY! PLEASE COME OUT!)
10. Kanye West (Himself. Hey! Sucking your own dick is a serious relationship!)
12. Dr. Dre (Eminem)
13. DMX
14. James Avery AKA Uncle Phil [see below comments]
15. Reginald Vel Johnson AKA Carl Winslow
Ohhhh yeahhhhh....
So what you're saying is, all black entertainers are gay? Well.. except Denzel, Halle Berry, or Sidney Poitier.
OK, so it's all black entertainers are gay OR have won an Oscar. Makes sense to me.
Uncle Phil
James Avery, who played Uncle Phil on "The Fresh Prince..." seems quite likely to be homosexual. [On a separate note - he also was the voice of Shredder on the animated Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.]
yep
Someone recently did tell me that Uncle Phil is indeed gay.
Shredder
If no one has said it before, that might just be the best imdb find. ever.
best imdb find?
the writer of "The Tick" ended up writing for "Buffy" and "Firefly". That is weird. Maybe not as good as Shredder, but same ballpark.
same ballpark????
Uncle Phil is gay? and he is Shredder?
that is a true bombshell.
its like watching Godfather 4, and Michael comes out of the closet... a total and complete shock.
gay?
all i know
I don't know about the rest, but i do know that Reginald Vel Johnson is definitely gay.
uncle phil
Stop lying on people and find yourselves a freaking life. Gosh darn! Can't you people at least dream up a life. Uncle Phil is not Gay. All of you crazy gossiping nuts!!!
Uncle Phil is gay with Carl
Uncle Phil is gay with Carl Winslow from family matters....that is fact not fiction
Carl and phil arent gay
Prove to me that they are if they are
fuck yall haters
what the fuck are u guys yapping about.....????If they are gay give me all the real evidence u stupid dicks
i've been called
many terrible things, but never a dick. wow.
Uncle Phil
THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN SAY THAT JAMES AVERY IS GAY.. IS JAMES AVERY!!!!!!!!! I DON'T BELIEVE IT, AND WON'T UNTIL I HEAR HIM SAY SO HIMSELF. AND IF HE IS, WHO CARES?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THAT'S HIS LIFE, GET ONE OF YOUR OWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So is there proof
my friend and i were watching family matters and he said that the father Carl aka Reginald VelJohnson is gay but it is all rumors??? Does anyone have proof that him or uncle phil are gay?
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