Dispatch 0: Bangkok

Things I Will Not Do Again

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6. Drink bottled water purchased from a suspicious man, suspiciously close to the river
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Things I Will Not Do Under Any Circumstances

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4. Consent to receiving a 'milky bath' from anyone, even if they are a certified massage professional
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