Literary Figures With Porn Star Names

Submitted by mwang on Sun, 05/14/2006 - 18:36

Lists

1. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

2. E.E. Cummings

3. Emily Dickinson

4. Ezra Pound

5. Margaret Atwood

6. Thomas Hardy

7. Kingsley Anus

Well, maybe not the last one. Which other authors/poets/respected academians have names that make you snicker immaturely?

best judge name

Submitted by Trina on Mon, 05/15/2006 - 11:11.

Judge Learned Hand

qualified judging

Submitted by jeremy keen abbott on Tue, 05/16/2006 - 16:31.

I'm afraid the best judge name actually has to go to judge Timothy D. Nimrod of Cook County IL, better known as Judge Nimrod. His court is a jolly one.

And it does seem like H.P. Lovecraft deserves a spot on the literary porn list. Granted, uttering his name doesn't result so much in a snicker as in a wry smile and a quiet nodding of the head, but doesn't that represent the sort of thinking man's porn that we've all be waiting for?