Photo Caption Contest Time!!

"Hey Dick! Good to see ya! All right, how you doing! Okie dokie, my name, for all of you who don't know me, is George Tenet! And I AM now a motivational speaker! Now, before we get to the spinning, let me give you a little bit of a scenerio of what MY life is all about! First off, I am thirty-five years old! I am THRICE DIVORCED! And I live in a van down by the river!"