Submitted by Dan on Tue, 05/02/2006 - 21:38
Name: Krasdale Chocolate Flavored Syrup
Submitted by Dan on Wed, 04/12/2006 - 16:42
Name: Krasdale Cheese Pizza: For One
Submitted by Dan on Wed, 03/01/2006 - 22:30
Name: Krasdale Original Cresent: 8 Hot ‘n Fresh Dinner Rolls
Krasdale crescent rolls are packaged like a pipe bomb of pleasure. Upon opening, however, there was sadly no doughy explosion upon giddily peeling the text away from the tubing. Little things like this are noticed and usually reflect poorly on the product. Carefully the tin exterior was mined away to reveal a rich vein of pastry, which could be further unrolled and divided into 8 scalene triangles (geometry, fools!). What now? Roll them ourselves? Where do you get off, Krasdale? We don't spend our hard earned $1.99 to do all the work ourselves. Oh wait, all tubular crescent roll things have you do that. Our bad.
Submitted by Dan on Tue, 02/14/2006 - 15:34
In the first installment of what we hope to be a regular Cosmodrome feature, Krasdale Kolumn will feature reviews of the foods and aesthetics of Brooklyn's favorite generic food empire. We start off with the most ubiquitous and favorite of their catalogue:
Name: Krasdale Macaroni & Cheese Dinner
