He Blew it Out Chuck! He Blew it Out Chuck!

Kenny in full DMX-broadcaster mode. Magic robotically proclaiming "the dunk contest is back!" at frequent, pre-programmed intervals. Daryl Dawkins being Daryl Dawkins. Cheryl Miller being Cheryl Miller.

It was a pretty good dunk contest. But Gerald Green, whose copious marijuana intake has now been fully confirmed, got robbed.

Finally, the behind-the-rim camera comes fully into its own as a cinematic tool.

And: Bigup freedarko with the truly essential cupcake dunk liveblog. Glad to see we're all on the same page re: drunk contest participants/viewers.